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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

10 ways you’re annoying fellow nurses


Everyone has something (or someone) that annoys him or her at the hospital. It could be faulty medical equipment or nurses who don’t pull their own weight. But nobody’s complaining about you, right?
Not so fast. Even though your mom, friends, or significant other may worship the ground you walk on, there could be some people you work with who are far from your biggest fans. Your dirty jokes may be a hit at home, but that doesn’t mean they sit well with the Chief of Surgery.
Here are 10 things that you might be doing to annoy your fellow nurses — consider changing your ways before it’s too late!
Annoyance No. 1: (Loud) Personal Calls
It might sound insensitive, but nobody wants to hear about your kids getting sick or how angry you are with your significant other. Nor do they want to be in on your weekend ski trip plans or that embarrassing thing your friend did at the bar last night.
Even innocuous subjects should rarely be discussed at length on the phone within earshot of patients and nurses. Personal information can make others feel uncomfortable, and constant chatting on the phone about non-hospital subjects can make you look like someone who isn’t getting their work done. If you must make a personal call, it’s best to either walk outside, make the call in a deserted corridor, or wait until your shift is over. Leave the hospital phone for work conversations only.
Annoyance No. 2: A Dirty Locker
Soda cans. Coffee cups. Assorted papers and medical supplies. Leftover food. We’ve all seen these things pile up in the staff room, and some might wonder — whom does it really harm?
Actually, it can bother people more than you think. If your locker is so cluttered that your mess infringes on another nurse’s space, it’s attracting flies, or you’re losing or soiling important documents, you’re going to get a reputation as sloppy, immature, and incompetent — not a good trio of characteristics! Cleanliness is important in the hospital and that applies to your job too.
Annoyance No. 3: M.I.A. Employee
While everyone else is busy handling patients, charting, or dealing with family matters, you’re never anywhere to be found. You’re either taking a long lunch, on one of your many breaks, or calling in sick (again). While nobody wants to see you chained to your routine, your untended patients and uninformed doctors makes you seem lazy, and forces the workload on other nurses.
You might think it’s nobody else’s business, but that’s the thing about work — everything is everyone else’s business. People are constantly comparing themselves to their peers and superiors alike, and will grow to resent people who don’t seem to be putting in a full shift’s work. Wondering if people notice how often you’re outside talking on your cell phone or leaving early? Stop wondering. They notice.


Annoyance No. 4: Brown-Nosing
Perhaps even worse than the M.I.A. employee is the person who blatantly tries to outshine everyone else at every opportunity. Taking credit for another nurse’s work, throwing a fellow nurse under the proverbial bus during a staff meeting, and making disingenuous flattering compliments to the supervising nurse are all ways to make other nurses resent you.
While you need your superior(s) to know you’re a valuable asset to the hospital, it’s best to be subtle and let your nursing skills speak for themselves. Give credit to nurses when it’s due, don’t tattle on others unless absolutely necessary, and keep those compliments on the boss’color-coordinated scrubs to a minimum. Otherwise, you might be doing more harm than good.
Annoyance No. 5: Amateur D.J. Hour
Let’s get this party started! Everybody loves it when you turn up your speakers and regale everyone with your favorite club-banging tunes, right?
Actually, not so much. With sick patients surrounding you, obnoxious music isn’t just annoying, it’s grounds for getting you fired! Save the party music for the car ride home.
Annoyance No. 6: Frequent Forwards
Every once in a while a funny video clip or link to an interesting story can be a welcome break from the workday. However, there’s a limit to how much people can take. If you’re forwarding one or more emails a day to several people in the hospital about things that aren’t work-related, you’re probably driving everybody crazy.
A never-ending stream of emails containing funny links or (even worse) solicitations for donations to some cause may be interesting or important to you, but they only give other nurses a bad impression. And if you ever get tempted to send an email to a nurse that is even close to NSFW, don’t click “send” under any circumstances.
Annoyance No. 7: Constant Complaints
Nurses need to vent sometimes, and work is called “work” for a reason. But if you spend an inordinate amount of time airing your hospital (or life) grievances to anyone who’ll listen, you’re not going to succeed in making things better. Especially if it concerns patients and privacy laws. Don’t go there.
Remember, just because the nurse or doctor you’re complaining to doesn’t say anything, that doesn’t mean he or she agrees with you. They’re probably just hoping you’ll finish complaining soon, or leave the hospital already.
Annoyance No. 8: Meeting Addicts
Meetings are a necessity at the hospital, as they foster communication between doctors and nurses, keep you abreast of new developments, crises, and hospital initiatives. The problem is that meetings take time, and nurses don’t have a lot of time to spare.
First a staff meeting’s called to talk about best practices when dealing with mental health patients. Another meeting to brainstorm how everyone should go forward after the first meeting follows that. Next thing you know, there are so many monthly, weekly, and even daily meetings that it’s impossible to get anything done. Instead of increasing efficiency, the people who call unnecessary or tedious meetings become known as the most annoying people in the hospital.
Annoyance No. 9: Gabby Gossips
You always see them surfing sites like TMZ and Perez Hilton, whenever they aren’t at the front desk whispering to the receptionist. If anyone’s having an affair or getting fired, they’re always the first to know; whether the info they’re passing on is actually correct is secondary.
Here’s the thing about hospital gossip: people notice the people who are always in the middle of it. If you find yourself in secretive conversations with somebody known for having loose lips, you’ll be seen as guilty by association. Ironically, while those who love to dish may find a ready audience for their juicy bits of info, after a while, they’ll find themselves with fewer and fewer confidants who’ll risk their reputations around the hospital to talk to them about anything.
Annoyance No. 10: Pranksters
Much like meetings, pranks around the hospital are only appreciated in small doses; any more than that and they become a gigantic annoyance. And involving patients is out of the question. Even those with a good sense of humor will tire quickly if they can’t go to the restroom without coming back to mixed up patient files or a computer that doesn’t work.
There’s a time and a place for pranks in the hospital. The same goes for the rest of these annoying habits.
Sometimes you have to make a personal phone call, run several errands in a week or call a two meetings in a row. Just remember that if you do any of these things regularly and you see no problem with your actions, you very well may be the most annoying person in the hospital.

5 fun facts about nurses


Have you ever wondered how many nurses make up the entire country’s population? Or which country provides the U.S. with the most nurses? We’ve rounded up the answers below.


1. Nurses could take over a country…hypothetically. Nurses who actively work in nursing in the United States make up 0.76 percent of the U.S. population. That’s about the entire population of the country of Latvia.
2. Nurses go northeast. The highest concentration of RNs in the United States is in New England, with approximately 1,107 RNs per 100,000 people. Meanwhile, the Pacific region has the lowest ration, with only 645 RNs per 100,000 people. Obviously, it’s not the weather calling to the nurses.
3. Nurses come from all over. About 3.5 percent of RNs who are licensed to work in the United States were educated outside of the U.S. The country that provides the U.S. with the most nurses? The Philippines.
4. Many nurses leave. Almost 17 percent of RNs in the United States are not working in nursing. One possibility is that they left nursing to work in less stressful occupations (Bomb squad? Air traffic controller?) where burnout is less common.
5. The profession is strong. National statistics claim that the unemployment rate for RNs is lower than 2 percent. If so, then why are so many nurses looking for work? Tell us your theory.

3 great nurse jokes


Patient Reassurance
“I’m so worried,” the nervous patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. “Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble and he died of malaria.”
“Relax,” the nurse said, smiling. “This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, he dies of heart trouble.”

Respiratory Assessments
The nurse went in to check her respiratory distress patient in the Critical Care Unit who was getting oxygen via a mask. The nurse tried to talk to him, but all she could get out of him was gasping and unintelligible talk.
Finally, the nurse thrust a note pad and pencil at the patient and said, “I can’t understand you, sir. Please write it down.”
The patient weakly scribbled on the pad: “Get your foot off my oxygen tube!”

Doctor in Hell
A doctor dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and tells him that since he was a doctor and did some good, he could choose his eternity.
The devil opens the first door. There are doctors hanging from their ankles being whipped by demons.
“Oh my God, I don’t want that,” the doctor exclaims.
The devil opens a second door to reveal doctors on fire being chased by huge beasts.
“That one is even worse!” says the doctor, getting more nervous.
The devil opens a third door to reveal doctors in lounge chairs being served tropical drinks by beautiful nurses.
“Sign me up for that eternity!” the doctor states.
The devil then slams that door and says, “You can’t go there—you weren’t supposed to see that.”
“Why can’t I go there?” the doctor asks.
The devil replies, “Well…that’s nurse hell.”

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Tafsiran MIMPI............

Mimpi melihat Nabi,Akan mendapat kemuliaan dunia akhirat.
Mimpi melihat neraka,akan dapat bahaya.
Mimpi melihat lauhil- mahfuz, akan menjadi orang yang hafal semua ayat Al-Qur'an.
Mimpi melihat sahabat Nabi,Akan menjadi ulama.
Mimpi kejatuhan matahari atau bulan, Akan menjadi orang pangkat.
Mimpi matahari menjadi dua,Akan terjadi peperangan.
Mimpi bintang turun ke rumah,Akan mendapat kekayaan atau akan mendapat anak yang soleh.
Mimpi mandi, Akan terhindar dari bahaya
.Mimpi minum air sungai atau laut, Akan menuntut ilmu atau akan menjadi orang pandai.
Mimpi tidur di dalam kelambu, Akan dimulyakan orang banyak.
Mimpi berenang di laut, Cita-cita akan menjadi hampa.
Mimpi bicara pada orang mati, Pekerjaannya akan sia-sia
.Mimpi naik ke udara, Akan mendapat kekayaan
.Mimpi mandi hujan, Akan mendapat uang banyak
Mimpi melihat kuburan, Akan timbul huru-hara dalam negeri.
Mimpi beristeri lagi, Akan sibuk dengan pekerjaan.
Mimpi diberi anak, Akan mendapat harta.
Mimpi main layang- layang, Akan capek hati.
Mimpi naik kendaraan, Akan capek pikiran.
Mimpi gigi copot,Akan ada kematian keluarga.
Mimpi tangan dipotong-potong, Akan mendapat bahaya.
Mimpi pergi belajar, Akan mendapat keuntungan.
Mimpi bersetubuh dengan ibu atau saudara, Akan mendapat kebahagiaan dunia dan akhirat.
Mimpi menangis, Akan lepas bahaya.
Mimpi mati, Akan lanjut usia.
Mimpi sembahyang, Akan tercapai cita-cita.
Mimpi membaca Al- Qur'an, Akan bebas dari kesukaran.
Mimpi melihat rupa sendiri, Ada orang yang ingin bertemu.
Mimpi bertelanjang, Akan mendapat malu.
Mimpi masuk ke kebun raya, Akan dapat istri kaya.
Mimpi masuk ke dalam pasar, Akan mendapat keuntungan.
Mimpi jalan di tempat sempit, Akan mendapat kesusahan.
Mimpi makan api, Akan mendapat istri miskin tapi sholih.
Mimpi memakai cincin emas, Akan mendapat ilmu.
Mimpi memakai sorban, Akan menjadi haji.
Mimpi memetik buah delima, Akan mendapat rizki.
Mimpi memetik jeruk, Akan sedih hati.
Mimpi memetik anggur, Akan bahagia.
Mimpi memetik padi, Akan mendapat kesukaran.
Mimpi mendapat burung merak, Akan mendapat istri.
Mimpi masak nasi, Akan mendapat kesukaran.
Mimpi melihat orang terbang, Akan luas pikiran.
Mimpi melihat perut sendiri, Akan senang.
Mimpi melihat badan menjadi kurus, Akan mendapat penghormatan.
Mimpi diri menjadi pendek, Segala pekerjaan tidak berhasil.
Mimpi bersumpah, Pertanda akan melakukan pekerjaan yang tidak baik.
Mimpi menangis atau meratap, Akan mendapat kebahagiaan.
Mimpi mati kemudian hidup kembali, Pertanda segala apa yang di usahakan akan berhasil.
Mimpi menggunting rambut sendiri, Akan bercerai dengan istri.
Mimpi ditangkap srigala atau harimau, Akan ditipu orang.
Mimpi minum susu, Anda akan sentosa.
Mimpi minum susu babi, Anda akan melakukan perbuatan yang menyusahkan hati.
Mimpi membunuh babi atau tikus, Pertanda akan melakukan ibadah haji.
Mimpi bermain-main dengan tikus, Anda akan bermusuhan.
Mimpi melihat kucing banyak di rumah anda, Anda akan mendapat kebajikan.
Mimpi kucing masuk ke rumah anda, Pertanda akan ada tamu.
Mimpi naik kuda atau naik unta, Akan mendapat kebajikan dan keinginan anda akan terkabul.
Mimpi melihat gajah- gajah berkelahi sesama gajah, Para pembesar akan saling berselisih atau akan saling merebut kekuasaan.
Mimpi membunuh kucing, Pertanda anda akan melakukan perbuatan yang tercela.
Mimpi melihat babi atau anak babi, Anda akan melakukan perbuatan yang buruk.
Mimpi mimpi naik ke sebuah istana, Pertanda anda akan mendapat kepercayaan dari masyarakat dan omongan anda akan dituruti orang.
Mimpi rumah anda roboh, Pertanda anda akan mendapat musibah, entah usaha anda ambruk, atau niaga anda jatuh bangkrut, dicuri atau kebakaran.
Mimpi main layang- layang, Anda akan mengejar cita-cita, tapi jika layang-layang putus, pertanda cita-cita anda putus di tengah jalan.
Mimpi membuat rumah atau dindingnya, Anda akan menjadi kaya dan cita-cita akan berhasil.
Mimpi naik ke atas gunung dan anda diam di sana, Pertanda anda akan dapat kemuliaan dan kekayaan, atau anda akan memangku suatu jabatan.
Mimpi dihisab di hari kiamat, Akan mendapat kebahagian selamat dunia dan akhirat.
Mimpi makan asam atau makan buah yang asam, Akan mendapat kesusahan, atau akan jatuh sakit.
Mimpi melihat surga atau bidadari, Akan mendapat karunia Allah dunia dan akhirat, dan segala keinginan akan terkabul.
Mimpi mati, Pertanda akan panjang umur.
Mimpi diajak ziarah ke pemakaman, Akan mendapat kekayaan.
Mimpi nasihat pada orang mati, Pertanda bahwa perbuatan akan menjadi sia-sia
.Mimpi menjadi raja, Akan berbuat perbuatan yang kejam.
Mimpi dibunuh orang, Akan panjang umur.
Mimpi tidak mempunyai mata, Pertanda bahwa ajalnya sudah dekat.
Mimpi melihat kepala orang atau mata, Akan mendapat emas
Mimpi makan pisang, Akan mendapat rizki.
Mimpi jenggot tumbuh lebat, Akan berbahagia.
Mimpi jalan beriring dengan guru/ulama, Pertanda diri terpelihara dari rahmat Allah.
Mimpi dimarahi guru, Akan dimarahi pejabat atau raja.
Mimpi dimarahi presiden atau raja, Akan mendapat harta.
Mimpi bertengkar dengan orang besar tapi menang, Pertanda akan bekerja keras.
Mimpi digantung orang, Akan terlepas dari hutang.
Mimpi dirantai orang, Akan melakukan perbuatan ma'siat
Mimpi diperhamba orang (budak), Akan mendapat harta.
Mimpi makan daging kambin, Akan mendapat rizki yang halal.
Mimpi naik gajah, Akan mendapat pangkat.
Mimpi membunuh gajah, Pertanda orang-orang besar akan tunduk dan turut apa perintahnya serta akan mendapat kekayaan.
Mimpi melihat urat pada pipi kambing atau pada bibirnya, Akan banyak hujan pada tahun itu.
Mimpi melihat urat kambing bercampur merah, Akan terjadi kerusuhan di dalam negeri.
Mimpi naik kerbau atau sapi, Akan menjadi kaya.
Mimpi melihat pohon roboh di atas bukit, Pertanda anda akan turun pangkat,atau jatuh dari kedudukan anda.
Mimpi naik keatas gunung atau ke tempat yang tinggi, Anda akan sentosa dan terlepas dari duka cita.
Mimpi naik sepeda, Anda akan cape hati.
Mimpi menulis surat, Akan mendapat jalan yang hebat dunia dan akhirat.
Mimpi menerima surat, Akan berumur panjang.
Mimpi menanam,lalu tumbuh, Akan mendapat untung besar.
Mimpi melihat pohon gandum,atau padi maupun kaca , Pertanda petani dalam negeri hasil panennya sangat memuaskan, subur makmur.
Mimpi berladang, Pertanda rizkinya tidak akan berkurang.
Mimpi menanam kapas, Anda akan mendapat kebaikan,akan sejahtera selamat dunia akhirat.
Mimpi mengikat, Anda akan mendapat kebajikan.
Mimpi menanam buah- buahan yang manis, Pertanda perbuatannya akan dituruti orang banyak.
Mimpi memakai pakaian hitam, Pertanda buruk bagi anda.
Mimpi memakai pakaian merah, Pertanda kurang baik.
Mimpi makan kain, Akan mendapat untung besar.
Mimpi memakai pakaian hijau, Pertanda keinginan anda akan terkabul.
Mimpi memakai pakaian putih, Pertanda akan mendapat nasib baik.
Mimpi banyak emas di rumah anda, Anda akan terlepas dari hutang atau anda akan mendapat anak.
Mimpi anda bergelang kaki, Anda akan mendapat kebajikan.
Mimpi melihat banyak tali di dalam rumah, Pertanda apa yang diniatkan dalam hati anda akan tercapai.
Mimpi memegang pelana kuda, Akan mendapat harta.
Mimpi kain anda koyak, Pertanda ada keluarga yang akan wafat.
Mimpi mendapat permata mutu manikan atau barang yang seperti itu, Anda akan menjadi ketua,pemimpin masyarakat,atau anda akan mendapat harta yang tidak terduga- duga.
Mimpi memakai ikat pinggang, Anda akan panjang umur.
Mimpi memakai emas bertatak permata intan atau manikam, Akan mendapat kekayaan,atau akan mendapat anak laki-laki.
Mimpi naik kuda atau memakai payung,serta naik ke tempat yang tinggi, Akan menjadi pembesar negeri, atau pemimpin rakyat.
Mimpi memakai mahkota, Anda akan memjadi raja jika amda keturunan raja, atau akan menjadi pembesar negeri, atau akan menjadi mentri.